I would love to say that four decades of guiding people through the wilds of Africa has granted me deep insight of how everything in nature slots neatly together, as if in some giant interlocking jigsaw puzzle, and that I will reveal all in this blog so that you will have an epiphany and run naked through your apple orchard shouting Eureka! Sadly, that’s not going to happen.

My modest ambition is to make you belly laugh at some of the unwise experiences that I have bumbled into as well as weep with utter joy when I escaped some troubling life-threatening incidents – a number of which go with the territory and others that could have been avoided with a touch more caution.

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SPOTTED CATS AND BONNETS

I feel compelled to jump into the hoo-ha that has surrounded the ‘startling’ episode of a young leopard jumping onto the bonnet of a safari vehicle – an incident which has put so many knickers into tight knots. Let’s go back in time so that we have perspective. Leopards evolved...

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Buzzing

Bees should terrify me. I am one sting from death, my doctor has told me. That was after one stung me deep in my throat when I took a swig of beer from a can we had unknowingly shared. Had my throat swelled then, as it might now, that may...

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Stand Still or Die!

You have made good progress in keeping to your selected direction, but so far, you have not come across any signs of human activity. The sun is dipping towards the horizon, so it is easier to keep to a southerly path. You hasten your pace, glancing ever more frequently to...

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Finding South

You have lost the trail that you were banking on to get you back to camp before dark. The prospect of spending a night alone in the bush is not a rosy one. What is the next step…? You decide that you need to choose a direction and stick to...

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