Endless toil and penned abuse
has elevated me
to valued use:
the president dines with me tonight
to talk of dolphins’
and others’ plight.

I plan to report of the hypocrisy
towards our fellow creatures
that exists in our `democracy’:
denied the universal right
to assert their will
it is for them I devote my fight.

And the president I must impress
to free God’s creatures
from this mess.
And so upon the influential table
I serve roast beef
and leg of sable.