The Seal who came to Town

Remarkable things happened in Gordon’s Bay this month. Firstly, a young, sub-adult, Southern elephant seal crawled out of the ocean and flip-flopped his way into a Gordon’s Bay suburb, seemingly oblivious of the cars and other human activity surrounding him.  An incredulous crowd gathered, and someone videoed the young seal as he rested his head…

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SPOTTED CATS AND BONNETS

I feel compelled to jump into the hoo-ha that has surrounded the ‘startling’ episode of a young leopard jumping onto the bonnet of a safari vehicle – an incident which has put so many knickers into tight knots. Let’s go back in time so that we have perspective. Leopards evolved over some three million years…

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Buzzing

Bees should terrify me. I am one sting from death, my doctor has told me. That was after one stung me deep in my throat when I took a swig of beer from a can we had unknowingly shared. Had my throat swelled then, as it might now, that may have been my last sip…

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Stand Still or Die!

You have made good progress in keeping to your selected direction, but so far, you have not come across any signs of human activity. The sun is dipping towards the horizon, so it is easier to keep to a southerly path. You hasten your pace, glancing ever more frequently to your right at the sun…

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Finding South

You have lost the trail that you were banking on to get you back to camp before dark. The prospect of spending a night alone in the bush is not a rosy one. What is the next step…? You decide that you need to choose a direction and stick to it. You think that when…

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Track your way home

You have calmed the rising panic that you felt when you realised that you were abandoned in the wilderness, and you have considered your options. If you follow the group that left you behind, you will be heading into unfamiliar country, you reason. If you lose their tracks, there is nothing around you that you…

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Hopelessly Lost

Imagine, for one horrible moment, that you are lost in a featureless wilderness, immersed in the domain of animals who can kill you and some who would very much like to snack on you. You don’t know which way to go. There is no phone signal, so calling for help is not an option. You…

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Nocturnal Critters

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Photo by Dr Philippe Kress

“We have finally come up with your ultimate challenge.” Philippe’s laconic French Swiss accented voice, which always held the undertone of an unbridled sense of humour, drifted over the phone. “This is not just a simple task like conquering Kilimanjaro or anticipating the exact timing of the wildebeest migration in Serengeti or finding Bushmen in…

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