I would love to say that four decades of guiding people through the wilds of Africa has granted me deep insight of how everything in nature slots neatly together, as if in some giant interlocking jigsaw puzzle, and that I will reveal all in this blog so that you will have an epiphany and run naked through your apple orchard shouting Eureka! Sadly, that’s not going to happen.

My modest ambition is to make you belly laugh at some of the unwise experiences that I have bumbled into as well as weep with utter joy when I escaped some troubling life-threatening incidents – a number of which go with the territory and others that could have been avoided with a touch more caution.

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Death Storked Us at Qhakwaa

Salome and had a lodge in the Okavango, a place that will supply more than a few memories for this blog over the coming year. One of those memories involves a saddle-billed stork. Lee Ouzman, the chief pilot for Air Xaxaba, rescued a stork chick whose parents had either died...

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The Seal who came to Town

Remarkable things happened in Gordon’s Bay this month. Firstly, a young, sub-adult, Southern elephant seal crawled out of the ocean and flip-flopped his way into a Gordon’s Bay suburb, seemingly oblivious of the cars and other human activity surrounding him.  An incredulous crowd gathered, and someone videoed the young seal...

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SPOTTED CATS AND BONNETS

I feel compelled to jump into the hoo-ha that has surrounded the ‘startling’ episode of a young leopard jumping onto the bonnet of a safari vehicle – an incident which has put so many knickers into tight knots. Let’s go back in time so that we have perspective. Leopards evolved...

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Buzzing

Bees should terrify me. I am one sting from death, my doctor has told me. That was after one stung me deep in my throat when I took a swig of beer from a can we had unknowingly shared. Had my throat swelled then, as it might now, that may...

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